Down with Kobe!

2008-04-23T22:24:00.000-07:00

I suppose I'll start this off with a healthy dose of negativity. I feel like now is as good a time as any to express my disdain for Kobe Bryant. Let's just start with the fact that the dude is a straight up kook. He went off the rails a long time ago, as confirmed by the rape that they couldn't manage to pin on him. After which, he proceeded to throw Shaq under the bus. I'm over him, and I can't figure out why everyone else isn't. I mean his ego is the size of Tucan Sam's beak, and he for sure scopes himself out in the mirror for long periods of time. In short, he should be sponsored by Apex Alarms. He would fit right in with them. Now for the hard part. I have to admit that he's probably the best player in the NBA right now. But that doesn't matter. When you hear the LA fans chanting "MVP" please join with me in replacing it with a resounding "DB." If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. He should have it tattooed on his biceps, or maybe his face.

P.S. I don't care if he jumped over an Aston Martin.

eXPLAIN yOURSELF

2008-04-23T21:59:00.001-07:00

I have realized that there is a wave that sweeps, and it tends to smooth the edges of a rock that I call 'man'. This 'wave' is called 'blogging'. Unfortunately, a man's blog is often rejected by their loving wives, hence......THE MANBLOG. Feel free to contact me for the password if you feel the need to post on this....this...MANBLOG. If a Blog could fart...this one would.

Holy Couch

Down with Kobe!

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