I suppose I'll start this off with a healthy dose of negativity. I feel like now is as good a time as any to express my disdain for Kobe Bryant. Let's just start with the fact that the dude is a straight up kook. He went off the rails a long time ago, as confirmed by the rape that they couldn't manage to pin on him. After which, he proceeded to throw Shaq under the bus. I'm over him, and I can't figure out why everyone else isn't. I mean his ego is the size of Tucan Sam's beak, and he for sure scopes himself out in the mirror for long periods of time. In short, he should be sponsored by Apex Alarms. He would fit right in with them. Now for the hard part. I have to admit that he's probably the best player in the NBA right now. But that doesn't matter. When you hear the LA fans chanting "MVP" please join with me in replacing it with a resounding "DB." If you have to ask, you wouldn't understand. He should have it tattooed on his biceps, or maybe his face.
P.S. I don't care if he jumped over an Aston Martin.
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i essentially agree with all of your conclusions. but truth be told, if I'm ever in a situation to wrangle kobe onto my city league team, I'm probably not going to pass that up.
p.s. that video of him jumping the aston martin would've been a hundred times better if something had gone horribly wrong. is it weird that sometimes i wish more stuff would go horribly wrong?
this has been a disappointment.
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